El pulpo mecanico

I need a battalion of these. Only question: do I hold them in reserve for my bid for world conquest, or do I succumb to temptation and use it in the classroom to intimidate the students?

(via io9)

(Also on FtB)

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2nd Battalion, 14th Regiment, 10th (Light) Infantry Division Busy folks.
Well, actually it is being asked, just not by our political betters.
Why does it not surprise me to learn that the mouthy 24 year old punk, George Deutsch, appears to have never graduated from Texas A&M at all, despite claims to the contrary?