The Pain has the inevitable result.
(Link to Jack Chick's "Big Daddy," for anyone who hasn't had the pleasure, here.)
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Act I:
STEELYKID and THE PIP: Happy Father's Day, Daddy!
DADDY: Aww, that's sweet. So, what are you going to make me for breakfast?
STEELYKID and THE PIP: What?
DADDY: It's father's day, right? So you guys should be cooking breakfast for me.
[Scene: Dinner at Chateau SteelyPips. DADDY is starting to say something about his day at work, when STEELYKID interrupts.]
STEELYKID: If you eat too many hot dogs, you'll turn into a hot dog!
In the car, on the way from day care to campus to watch a softball game
DADDY: So, what did you do at school today?
STEELYKID: Daddy, I'm a superhero. They call me Strong Ninja Girl. Strong World-Saving Ninja Girl.
DADDY: Because you save the world?
SCENE: The library at Chateau Steelypips. DADDY is typing on the computer, while THE PIP plays on the floor. Enter STEELYKID.
STEELYKID: I'm already four years old.
DADDY: Yes, yes you are.
THE PIP: Thbbbbbbbpppt!
STEELYKID: How old is The Pip?
On a similar note...
I like the part about Christ holding together all the protons in the nucleus.
Somehow I doubt Mr. Chick will win the Noble Prize for the discovery of the Christ Force.
Yeah... I'm amused by how close it comes to "Intelligent Falling".
Ah, Big Daddy, the classic that never grows stale! From it we learn that evolution professors are pudgy, balding, myopic (both literally and figuratively), and rude. Creationist students are polite, well-groomed, and sharper than a tack. So subtle! So difficult to choose sides!