The trial of an Oklahoma judge accused of using a penis pump under his robe during trial has begun. Reports like this just can't be a mistake:
Thompson's longtime court clerk testified in his preliminary hearing that she saw the judge use a device called a "penis pump" during several trials, including the murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. That case ended in a hung jury.
Thank you, he'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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So, I'm thinking that vicarious use of the equipment is more effective than real use?
The court clerk is technically incorrect. The murder trial ended in a well hung jury.
Personally, I think the judge is going to beat it.
In this case, didn't the defendant borrow the judge's apparatus and fire his attorney in the belief that he could get himself off?